I never assume that everyone is up to date with social media lingo so for the
cave man or woman lest the feminists attack, a definition is in order.
The friendzone refers to a situation where someone writes off the possibility
of ever having sex with you. Yes people, the friendzone is a mind thing about a
physical thing.
When I eventually get my psychology degree, I shall delve into this further
*Writes reminder in note book that I hope I will look at a time t+n where n is not in the near future*
Virtual society has made this a taboo of sorts and I only speak for myself when
I say, I disagree *Surveys are lots of work and even then one can never trust
people to actually say how they feel because of what society expects of them,
what they think society expects of them, et al and I will not speculate because
people have been killed for less*
Word on the grapevine is that girls/ ladies/ women invented
the friendzone and this probably came from a school of thought that men always
ask women for sex although if a woman suggested/ hinted at/ brought up the sex
conversation and was turned down, she has then been friendzoned. This is what
woman emancipation allows women, No? The friendzone will soon replace
Voldermort as the the one who (which) shall not be named if this continues and
I can NOT understand where/ when/ how the miscommunication happened. I love the
friendzone and if I can help at least one person fully maximize and enjoy its
benefits, I will go to bed a happier girl. So here goes;
1.
The more the merrier: Are you an only child?
Were there times your siblings were not around to play kwepena or matatu with
you? The friendzone gives you brothers/ sisters and behold if Musa is busy,
Faisal should be able to make time. Being a last born, this means a lot to me
and without the friendzone I wouldn’t have this opportunity.
2.
Dress down opportunities: Anyone who knows
anything about me knows that I hate dressing up with a fire similar to the one
Smaug breathed in that Epic end scene. Without the friendzone, I would be stuck
in a reality where I have to be girly and dressy and skirty (Yaaaaaay!! New
word) and that might coerce me into trying out one of those Hannibal or Dexter
episodes in order to remain sane. Now I can live happily in my bikunta like a Bawssss
3.
Longer friendships: The assumption here is that
those that are having sex are in a good loving friendly relationship. When guy
Q smiles at girl M from the corner of the room and walks straight towards her
to say ‘I walked over as fast as I could and I kept staring at you because I
was scared that even a glance away might mean I never got to look at you again’
and she smiled and they lived happily ever after. The End. Sadly, Q and M are
the exception to the rule which is where break ups fit into this picture.
Without the friendzone, it’s a cycle of making friends only to lose them
because relationships with sex did not end well.
I
am sure there are many more benefits of being friendzoned however these are the
ones I am positive might convince a poor fellow outta there living in misery
because they have NO idea what the friendzone brings to the table.
P.S:
Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell an enemy to friendzone me.