I
am NOT tryna be a spoiler but simply proving that I watched Hercules the day it
was released in 3D.
An
amazing movie if you ask me and here’s why you should clear ya schedule to
watch it ASAP. Please note that I was late for the movie ngabulijjo but that dinna stop me from enjoying it.
1. Dwayne
Johnson: Need I say more? He has them muscles that I could easily look at
errrday everyday and his outfit ensures that you see them the entire time.
2. The Music:
The songs throughout the movie are a welcome change from the everyday wahala we listen to.
3. Scenery: The
view is delightful I’d def pay to take pictures there. Anti the IG pressure is
Riyo so if I can’t have that in this reality, the screen is the next best thing
I have.
4. That wall
formation: There’s that fight that they had and the wall formation was Epic.
Very professional nkomuntu I was
impressed. This is the kind of Epic shit people sell state secrets to be a part
of.
5. Dat Battle:
The first battle in the movie. Again, because I am tryna avoid spoiling for
anybody I can’t say much but it was Ridiculous.
6. Seeing
Hercules on his knees, literally: Nothing as refreshing as realizing that if
Hercules could fall, if only for a moment then possibilities are indeed
endless. This is Power discussion for another day.
7. Greek myths:
How cool is mythology especially the Greek ones? I know Nassing but you wanna
be a part of this.
8. Men in
Skirts: Scratch that, Dwayne Johnson in a skirt!
9. Humor: The
movie is littered with humor and who doesn’t love a good laugh?
10. Fights in
3D: There’s ALWAYS a battle but 3D puts it in all a whole other dimension which
is the point, No?
11. The Mother
of all Plot Twists: Errrrrrbari is all about plot twists of late. Well
errrrrrbari in my world. The Plot Twist is Maaaad, Trust me!
12. The Fight
with the wolves: Okay so we know I aint here to spoil for the billions that
haven’t watched but this scene could NOT be left unwritten about. It’s
AMAAAAZING *Penny Hart voice*
13. The Escape:
Yes, you are now wondering what they are escaping from but because I can’t say
shit I won’t. Just know there’s an escape you can’t miss out on.
14. A sad sweet
moment: How often do you land upon these? This is Hercules we are talking about
if you had forgotten!
15. That Epic
Move Hercules pulled: There is that thing Hercules did that sealed the deal.
Awesomeness like that was actually made not born.
It
was a GREAT movie and I am glad that I was looking forward to it and I watched
it on the day of its release. There are a million things I’d love to say about
the Hercules movie but I can’t although my boss would argue that I prefer such shady
things.
Make
time to watch it otherwise this conversation is null and void and we wouldn’t
want that. By we, I mean me, myself and myself.