People have got in touch with me over the past
weeks asking what I would like for Christmas because they are tired of the
sleepless nights pondering over what I might want and since time is flying by
very fast, I decided to get them out of their misery.
Presenting my Christmas Wish list;
1.
A phone: Not just any phone but one
with a screen about the size of my palm and about 32GB of internal memory. I
suggest that we stick to known brands.
2.
A water bed: I love love love
looooooooooove sleeping and as a result I feel that I should extend my sleeping
experience and what better way to sleep in style.
3.
A new wardrobe: In case you already
feel that I am NOT being clear, I want to get rid of everything I own and have
that replaced with new items. Of course I’ll keep the sentimental pieces but
mostly everything goes. This includes but is not limited to clothes, shoes,
bags, accessories and jackets.
4.
Kicks: No, this is not a repetition;
Kicks are a point on their own because that’s how cool they are. I don’t own a
pair of Yeezys in case you are wondering where to begin.
5.
A customized Jersey: I am not into
soccer but for some reason I feel that this is something I want to have.
Anyway, you can decide which team the Jersey belongs to. I couldn’t care less!
6.
Christmas in Zanzibar: Need I say more
about this? I think not!
7.
A box of socks: Not the girly
stockings, I mean the socks that are worn with All Stars. Those ones. The
bigger the box, the better.
8.
A box of handkerchiefs: Don’t judge
me, let me explain!
9.
A Personal Assistant: Who does not
want a P.A, at least for the pleasure of having someone take your calls and say
things like ‘Please hold for Ms. Prrrrrl’? What, no one? Okay!
10. A
coffee maker: Though I’d probably need a Barrister to come with it. Pretty
Please!!
11. 2
seconds: *Happy Dance*
12. Forever!!!
Yup, I also shock myself!
Now I wait, this should be FUN!